Classic Oh ! ! !1 Why did not Sony, Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C, who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because the ABCD A lower than C)
3 jasmine, sunflowers, roses which most did not force a flower? Answer: Jasmine (not a good one wins power [beautiful] jasmine)
4 gorillas hate what line? Answer: Parallel Lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (Rubber poor)
6 cloth and paper afraid of? The answer: fear of 10000 cloth oakley jawbone, paper just in case. (Afraid of ten thousand, I'm afraid if)
7 unicorn to fly to the North Pole will become? Answer: ice cream. Reason: Ice Cream (ice unicorn)
8 1234567890 number which most hard-working, which figure is the most lazy? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard. (1 do 2 endlessly)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure)
10 white plus white equals what? Answer: rabbits (TWO)
11 dumplings is a man or a woman? Answer: Men (dumplings with foreskin)
12 If you have a car, Xiao Ming is a driver, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, I ask who this car is it? ? The answer: Answer: betel
14 four people in the house to play mahjong, the police came, they took five people, and why? The answer: because they beat the people called The answer: because the stars will Why did not they say hello
? The answer: because they are unfamiliar with a fat
17, jumped from the tower, turned into what? Answer: Dead fat
18 chocolate and tomato fights, chocolate won. Why? Answer: Because chocolate bars
19, two men fell into the trap, the dead person is called dead, the living is called what? Answer: friends
20 motions on others there is a shark had bitten a green bean, the results it becomes what? Answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the dog's name or the tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
22 What brand of car the most annoying people feel? Answer: BMW BMW (do not touch me)
23 chickens mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper raw chicken)
24 with ABCD .. 26 letters, how many left if the ET gone? Answer: 21 ET drove off UFO
25 days of a child called? Answer: I material (I'm Born)
26 wind What child? Answer: Water from the (fast)
27 which animal the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
29 red beans child who is home? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
30 Celery feces is what color? Answer: Yellow (Emperor)
31 One mother gave birth to twins, my sister called Mary, the sister is called what? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
32 rainy days do not have much money to go out? Answer: 30 million (no umbrella [3] Do not go out)
33 pen where the pigs came out, how do? A star} {guess the answer: Wang Lee Hom
34 pen where the pigs came out, how do? A star} {guess the answer: Han
35 pen where the pigs come out 3 times, how do? A star} {guess the answer: What brand of straight up
36 cosmetics colds? Answer: Ya (ARCHE [Ati])
37 A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D a rotten-egg smell, and asked A, B, C, D of what?
Answer: A chicken egg B C D rotten eggs cooked eggs
38 what the sword is transparent? Answer: Who to see
39 Andy drink Forget Love Potion? Answer: Aha (Aha, I have a glass Qingshui ... ...)
40 Why do you not see the second child of God? Answer: secret non-disclosure
41 rabbits Why do you want the Moon? Answer: Because Chang-e is the radish legs
42 Why is Dora A dream of a lifetime living in the dark? The answer: because he pitch
43 mothers who think they would cry? Answer: grandfather (my mother every night, then ah think, shining tears, Lupin)
44 why the basketball board to wipe spoonfuls of salt? Answer: hard to describe
45 white like his brother, and why? Answer: truth
46 brands of appliances which the most ugly? Answer: TCL (ugly)
47 brands of appliances which most unpleasant? Answer: TCL (stinks a)
48 brands of appliances which the worst? Answer: TCL (too much time, too dishes)
49 kinds of fish most idiot? Answer: Shark (silly)
50 fish, what fish the most intelligent? Answer: whale (Fine) fish
51 we say no tail called koala bear, then we say the bear did not ****** What bears? Answer: Mother Bear
52 turtle in its shell built houses, and then drill into it. Health care products} {guess the answer: the lid cover
53 turtles demolition of the house, they built houses, and then drill into it. Health care products} {guess the answer: the new cap in the cover
54 turtles again demolished the house, they built houses, and then drill into it. Health care products} {guess the answer: giant can of calcium
55, where the dog and rabbit to the teacher endorsement, why the teacher to let the puppy be back? Answer: Dogs (Want crackers)
57 the first sentence of the song which appeared in three individuals? Answer: I'm not Huang Rong (I, George W. Bush, Huang Rong)
58 grapes do not spit what? Answer: Portugal
59 Hindu sects which do not lie ah? Answer: Quanzhen
60 who is the most like a helping hand? Answer: Dora A Dream
61 chat tool which the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death it)
62 who played Chopin's Nocturne? Answer: Pooh Bear (as you play Chopin's Nocturne)
63 pigeons where you hiding? Answer: the roof (the roof singing your song)
64 Why do the Lions go to the forest total contact to send something? Answer: lost contact
65 a bun fight and potatoes, the potato dumplings results killed. Food} {guess one answer: Dousha Bao
66 buns dead, his father came to potatoes revenge. Potatoes know to beat, before fleeing ah escape.
the potatoes to a river stopped} {guess an answer vegetables: peas
67 sea is this? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea)
68 a rooster and a hen (guess words) Answer: two chickens
69 a rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: two chickens
70 or a rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: stupid, or two chickens
71 have a bean, wrestling down, only you can encourage him, I ask why? Answer: chocolate beans
72 Why do not hang princess married a mosquito net? Answer: Because the frog prince
73 meters mother who is? Answer: m's mother is to spend (peanuts)
meters father who is? Answer: m's father is the butterfly (Dielianhua)
m love people? Answer: Mouse (Mice Love Rice)
meters grandmother who is? Answer: m grandmother is wonderful pen (Magic Pen flower)
meters grandfather who is? Answer: m grandfather is burst (popcorn)
74 McDonald's and KFC who is bigger? Answer: Kentucky Fried Chicken (McDonald's uncle, Kentucky was his grandfather)
75 eggs and chocolate fight, win chocolate a food fight ~ {} Answer: eggs, chocolate bars
lost is not satisfied, they play - they lost a food fight ~ {} Answer: egg noodles
results eggs straight sets twice, is not satisfied, go to his brother, cake burberry mens wallet, cake was defeated results do not say,
Chocolate was also severely humiliated meal a food fight ~ {} Answer: Chocolate CHESS (mad) cake
Finally, eggs and cakes to find brother egg tarts burberry watches ladies, chocolate tarts that much effort! You this is not D ~
so the theory went to chocolate! Finally, chocolate recognize their mistakes,
initiative to eggs and cake apologized, playing a food} {Answer: German clothing (Fu) chocolate
76 car fly. {Guess a drink answer: coffee (CAR, fly)
77 how to drink larger cups? Answer: read Compassion
78 white horse called White Horse, a black horse called the dark horse, black and white horse called the zebra,
red then black and white horse white horse is called what? Answer: shy zebra
79 Which person in history to run the fastest? Answer: Cao Cao (Cao Cao Cao Cao said to)
80 Will Tang dynasty who wear glasses? Answer: Li Bai (Moonlight, Hey! Is ground frost)
81 Which historical figure most Qianbian? Answer: Su. Reason: Su Wu Sheep North Sea (by Haibian).
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