Or will regret1 head:, comrades! Soldiers: Good head! Head shot a soldier's chest, said: This muscle was trained in how good! Soldiers: report officer, I was female!
2. a vet to pig breeding farmers, veterinarians said: appears to require artificial breeding. Farmer hesitated a long time, the courage to say: line is the line, afraid of it biting me.
3. the bus was fart. A glamorous woman mouth spit, A man said: how to eat a fart still spit the shell? !
4. day 0 with 8 met in the street, looked disdain 0 8 a paul smith t shirts, said: fat on the fat chanting, but also what the Department waistband ah!
5. a village women for the first time into the city, For the latrine, not seen for a long time, but unfortunately the police help: comrades in front of a toilet, the toilet in which the mother does?
6. school students: repetition repetition of the students called
7. an American in the White House before the cursed Bush is a idiot, the result immediately arrested on charges of leaking state secrets
8. little secret of the chickens, plucking at the river. After the police, the thief Mangjiang chicken thrown into the river, explained to the police: the chicken in swimming, I can help it to see the clothes
9. Snapper on rats said: ? I saw men look very nervous and said: can not my child it!
11. a leader in making the report: Leadership turned the page read: One day search for a long time, nothing, still scolding: Now you have not even a nun!
13. teacher home visits, ask students: your family happy? Students proudly replied: happiness! His father gave him a slap in the face over the A year later returned to the earth, his face brown, angry, said: my mom, and forgot to bring a lighter.
15. A: Sorry, I kind of chicken to eat your vegetables. B: OK, my dog has eaten your chicken. A: No wonder I found the dog's stomach chicken bones
16. An angry man rushed into a unit and shouted: Here is the Animal Protection Society do? Staff: Yes, ah, ask who bullied you?
17. a young woman with children set off on the restaurant to eat and clothes to feed her child in public, pointing to the wall over a waiter notices say: Sorry, here prohibited from eating non-food in this restaurant.
18. Xiaoming: Dad, in ancient times, emperors claimed Gua Ren, claiming that what the Queen? Father: Silly boy, of course, that the Queen said the widow it!
19. Warden asked before execution on death row before sitting in the electric chair: Do you have any requirements? Death: I just want you in the execution time can hold my hand, so I thought a little better
20. Two drunk walking on the tracks, a complaint: Another grunted, said: Casually asked my mother: he has a fixed work? Mary then said: He is responsible for clean the blackboard of our class!
22. Selling hawkers: Who exactly which birthday today? Tom delighted to raise their hands. Priest: Well, weeks after the end of trouble you blow out those candles!
24. Gulf War, the coast float an old submarine, climb out of a white-haired man asked: War over? Others said: still playing! Old man exclaimed: hateful Hitler!
25. Wife: You always send me roses before, why is one not sent? Husband gave the answer: After you have seen fishermen catch fish bait is also fed it?
26. Dean of the patients came from the operating room to escape: Nurses say do not be afraid, calm point, surgery is very simple. Dean: words wrong? Patients: doctors say she is the words of
27. Khrushchev visited the farm, the reporter took a photo with his pig sty and photos. Published in the paper the next day, next postscript: left third of Comrade Khrushchev.
28. a law school exam: One of the most exciting: friends, Vietnam, 1969! Another pointed behind: friends, banana peel, 20 feet!
30. Wife: look so old-fashioned it? Man said: If you like the RMB, you will care about what year it is issued it?
32. Professor of Philosophy: a fool to raise this issue, 10 intelligent people can not answer. Student: No wonder I could not pass the total test.
33. victims floating in the sea. His companion asked: How far are we from land? About 3 kilometers it burberry kids clothes! 3 km! On which side? Here!
34. Dumb very exam format, so took a telegram to his brother, asked my father to make preparations for it. Call back soon brother: his father is ready, now you must prepare
35. A fat woman said to her husband: so that I was not worried about my weight, but my height. According to weight and height ratio, I should be 2.5 meters high
36. Son: Dad herve leger white bandage dress, why God made man first, and create woman? Father: Maybe he does not want to make a man when a woman kept nagging in his ear it!
37. Tom to his girlfriend Mary home to find her, Mary's brother angrily out. saw the water on the leak, I had to swim hard.
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